No Sad, Only Zoom-zoom Smiles

Millennium Whoop, the iconic DJ of Space DVD, is adored by fans across the Aetherway. She is known for her love of Madame Astra’s Nebula Cupcakes and her dream of becoming President of the Galaxy. Her fanbase is growing so fast that one planet even ran out of resources while producing her merch. Her catchphrase, “No sad, only zoom-zoom smiles,” has reached mantra status in Interdimensional Speech and likely means “no sadness, only in-between smiles.”

I managed to snag some of her rare merch. Fun fact: this font is the interdimensional version of Comic Sans.

This T-shirt is a relic from the Aetherway, meant for those worthy of Millennium Whoop’s vibes. Grab yours before the galaxy runs out!

Disclaimer: Static Noise not included.

Live from the Mojave Desert. Thanks for the wiggle giggle twinkle sprinkle pose, Tom!