No Sad, Only Zoom-zoom Smiles

Millennium Whoop, the iconic DJ of Aetherwaves Interdimensional Radio , is adored by fans across the Aetherway . Known for her love of Madame Astra’s Nebula Cupcakes and her goal to become President of the Galaxy , her fanbase is rapidly growing—so much so that one planet even ran out of resources producing her merch. Her catchphrase, “No sad, only zoom-zoom smiles,” has reached mantra status in Interdimensional Speech , likely meaning “no sadness, only in-between smiles.”

I snagged some of her rare merch—fun fact: this font is the interdimensional version of Comic Sans.

This T-shirt isn’t just any shirt—it’s a relic from the Aetherway , meant for those worthy of Millennium Whoop’s cosmic vibes. Claim your piece before the galaxy runs out!

Disclaimer: Static Noise not included.

Live from the Mojave Desert — thanks for the wiggle giggle twinkle sprinkle pose, Tom!